News From The Shore!
Our secret operatives on trawlers, skipjacks, and barges that occupy the rivers and creeks of Transchoptankia have informed us that no lesser business than Hooters is prepared to endorse Salisbury Mayor Barrie "Headlights" Tilghman for re-election.
"After seeing Barrie in public at the last few City Council Meetings, we feel she is the perfect candidate for a Hooters endorsement," said I. M. Owl, president of the risque chain known for its great food and excellent service. "She is constantly outfront and unabashed, and our support for her is unequivocal."
Stay tuned for more news as it develops.